Questions
Lately a million questions have popped into my head. Here are some of those random things I’ve had on my mind…
Why did I buy gas yesterday and today it went down to $2.76? Yesterday it was $2.81!
Why did my Canadian co-worker announce yesterday that he liked a rap song?? It’s some new song by Nelly Furtado and Timberland, who he called Timberlane by the way. I think he just likes Nelly!
Why is my friend constantly telling me she wants me to meet her realtor in Tampa? Do I live in Tampa? Am I going to date someone that lives 3 to 4 hours away? Ummm, no.
Why do people keep trying to get me to come visit them? Do they not realize that since I just quit my job, I am going to be broke?
How come it is Hurricane Preparedness week and no one I know is getting prepared? (Tax free hurricane items in FL) I need to hit the Home depot for Batteries!
Why did one of my friends refer to one of my co-workers as eye candy? Ewww! I wouldn’t refer to ANY of my co-workers as eye candy!
How come a few of us went to a Cajun festival the other day and we were the only black people that weren’t working there?
Why won’t Shelly pick what b-day goodie she wants? Now I have to think about what I want to make and I can’t blame her if it’s chocolate. (Some of our co-workers don’t eat chocolate and I always feel guilty when I bring something chocolate in.)
Why do my co-workers keep making up stories as to where I’m going? I won’t tell them and I think they are having a ball with it. There has been, I’m pregnant, I’m moving to Anguilla, I’m marrying an NFL player, I won the lottery, I’m having Ben’s baby and moving to be with him and his wife, I’m having a co-worker’s baby and have to leave to hide our affair… Did I mention that my co-workers are special?
8 Comments:
yeah ... they're special alright!
Why is it that when I request off from work for more than two days, my boss asks if I'm pregnant too?? Coworkers are insane..and they have too much time on their hands lol.
sounds like you work with a fun bunch
your co-workers are MORE than special. they're positively short bus spectacular.
lol@timberlane. you should have come back with "i love that song by nelly...what is it...'hot in herre'?"
Why do I think of these kinds of questions while I'm in a meeting to the point when I'm called on I'm caught offguard, because my mind is somewhere else? I'm thinking why does the meeting have to be so long, who cares, what time is lunch, I wonder what the cafeteria is serving, I hope not leftovers again, why is the person who called the meeting so loud, can't he pipe down, when will he shut up, etc. *lol*
You're a homewrecker? Who knew! LOL!
I've never understood why people feel the need to fill in the blanks when they don't know your business. Further, why do people make up outlandish crap when have no clue?
did you watch Top Chef last night?
Your coworkers sound like a bunch of fun. Marrying an NFL player? winning the lottery? they've got a lot of exciting ideas for ya...lol
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